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Monday, April 21, 2008
Issues, Crux, Thesmetiflicaderomlebuckyduck
I missed the bus home. My instructor isn't letting us out of class on time. I have class at 1:00... so catching another bus isn't a viable option. I'm hungwy. And broke.
I can't go on TED because LCC sucks. I just want to educate myself... is that so wrong? Educate yourself: TED.com - I think I'll make a list of my favourites.
Up next, I have Nature Literature... which is both horrible and wonderful. It's wonderful that everything we do is very opinion based, and I'm all about that. Most of my classmates are with it... a few are not. I'm seriously contemplating skipping class to eat; I'm having an internal dialog with myself: The Hero says go to school - freedom is around the corner; The Antihero says it's just one class and I've made everyone so far; The Stomach says hungry. I have about five minutes to decide.
I can't go on TED because LCC sucks. I just want to educate myself... is that so wrong? Educate yourself: TED.com - I think I'll make a list of my favourites.
Up next, I have Nature Literature... which is both horrible and wonderful. It's wonderful that everything we do is very opinion based, and I'm all about that. Most of my classmates are with it... a few are not. I'm seriously contemplating skipping class to eat; I'm having an internal dialog with myself: The Hero says go to school - freedom is around the corner; The Antihero says it's just one class and I've made everyone so far; The Stomach says hungry. I have about five minutes to decide.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Juice
I love juice.
mmm.
So, I've always poured my juice into glasses or bottles, expecting to entertain and serve juice? What I'm trying to say is that I'm drinking straight from the bottle, now. You would like to know why? Great, here goes: I live alone. I'm a bachelor by trade (and not in the fun-brag way - be sad for me, people), and I guess I always expected that the ladies might come over and want some juice - MAYBE THE LADIES AREN'T COMING OVER BECAUSE I DRINK JUICE. Honestly, if I had to choose between the ladies and juice, I would pick jews - juice is way more dependable and and and better at satisfying my needs (I almost said "cuddling", or "kissing", or something, but I decided to go with the least funny thing.
ON TEH TOP - it's better for the enviornment (THAT'S HOW I SAY IT, THAT'S HOW I'M SPELLING IT). Didn't see that coming, didja, suckers?!
suckers!?
it's hard to say which version of that sentence would better convey how I think you're all suckers.
If I end up entertaining guests on the regular or I seem to be entering a lasting relationship: there's always more juice. I shop for grossrys every two weeks.
mmm.
So, I've always poured my juice into glasses or bottles, expecting to entertain and serve juice? What I'm trying to say is that I'm drinking straight from the bottle, now. You would like to know why? Great, here goes: I live alone. I'm a bachelor by trade (and not in the fun-brag way - be sad for me, people), and I guess I always expected that the ladies might come over and want some juice - MAYBE THE LADIES AREN'T COMING OVER BECAUSE I DRINK JUICE. Honestly, if I had to choose between the ladies and juice, I would pick jews - juice is way more dependable and and and better at satisfying my needs (I almost said "cuddling", or "kissing", or something, but I decided to go with the least funny thing.
ON TEH TOP - it's better for the enviornment (THAT'S HOW I SAY IT, THAT'S HOW I'M SPELLING IT). Didn't see that coming, didja, suckers?!
suckers!?
it's hard to say which version of that sentence would better convey how I think you're all suckers.
If I end up entertaining guests on the regular or I seem to be entering a lasting relationship: there's always more juice. I shop for grossrys every two weeks.
shup ninnies
NEW BLOG!
If any of the nobody reading this can think of a better word than "crackers" for crackers, let me know.
This blog is tentative.
I don't like that it sounds like I'm referencing white people (I HATE WHITE PEOPLE) - or maybe I do. MAYBE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
You can try to correct my grammar, but I write a little funny on purpose. I'm all about lack of qualification. I don't always qualifycation is implied (MAN, some people are going to hate this blog, i can already tell - and that's fine, because those people are ninnies!). The quality of my writing will always be apparent to me and mine. The quantity of my musings is ridiculous. QWA!?
I am pompous and humble and confident and nervous and laughing and crying and eating and pooping and sleeping and dreaming and genius. WHAT A BOLD STATEMENT! RIGHT AT THE END! WOW! DID THIS GUY JUST SAY THAT?! I'm using a rarer/broader definition of genius - read some John Stuart Mill.
OH, 'n i'hm gonna git mah flickr werkink soooooooon.
Everything else should be more interesting than this.
If any of the nobody reading this can think of a better word than "crackers" for crackers, let me know.
This blog is tentative.
I don't like that it sounds like I'm referencing white people (I HATE WHITE PEOPLE) - or maybe I do. MAYBE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
You can try to correct my grammar, but I write a little funny on purpose. I'm all about lack of qualification. I don't always qualifycation is implied (MAN, some people are going to hate this blog, i can already tell - and that's fine, because those people are ninnies!). The quality of my writing will always be apparent to me and mine. The quantity of my musings is ridiculous. QWA!?
I am pompous and humble and confident and nervous and laughing and crying and eating and pooping and sleeping and dreaming and genius. WHAT A BOLD STATEMENT! RIGHT AT THE END! WOW! DID THIS GUY JUST SAY THAT?! I'm using a rarer/broader definition of genius - read some John Stuart Mill.
OH, 'n i'hm gonna git mah flickr werkink soooooooon.
Everything else should be more interesting than this.
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